love Funny Status Messages

   Love and Alcohol are same... Once tasted, you can never stay away from them !!!!!

   The Gluttony scene from Se7en really isn’t torture if you love spaghetti and want to die.

   What do you do if you are an atheist and your stuck behind a car that has a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" bumber sticker?

   God must love stupid people- he made so many!

   Don't you love it when you punch someone in the jaw & they don't drop so you get 2 punch em again in the temple.

   I love being envied and hated! Because no one envies the ugly and nobody hates the weak!

   love yourself first. send yourself romantic texts. take yourself out on romantic dates. hold your hand in public as a show of affection.

   Girls love surprises until they get a finger in da butt...

   I hate ants but I love fire= Not a good combination for the ants.>:D

   Were drunk! you dont have to know or like me to make passionate movie love to me!! Tomorrow we'll act like it never happend!

   I love Halloween, it is the one day of the year people don't question my sanity.

   If you love someone set them free, if they don't come back hunt them down and beat the snot out of them.

   Rsvp to friends Event that I wasent invited to Yes facebook I would love to be creepy. Facebook makeing us creepy one Event at a time

   Imma have my own restaurant called Bacon On It....making foods you love with dun dun dun Bacon on it

   This sexy bird looked at my beer belly and said "Is that carlsberg or tetleys? " I replied" "theres a tap underneath love if you wanna taste it!"

   I feel like a MILF because Man I Love Facebook.

   My dad thinks LOL stands for "Lots Of Love" and texted me "Dick Clark just passed . LOL"

   Rubbing one out thinking about Wall-E and EVA in the throes of robo-love

   Roses are red My love for you is twisted Bend over my darling You're gonna get fisted

   why only VALENTINES DAY for the 1 you love the most..why it can't be 24/7, 365 days a year !!