BEGO Funny Status Messages

   New year resolution- nothing better to start the year than by making more rules to break over the year.

   Awww! Isn't that sweet. Everyone's so in love from Facebook how long thats going to last.. like in relationship but its complicated WTF

   I really want to attract a lot of girls this halloween. So I'm dressing up as a Nutella jar

   shout out to all of the crips that's stopped at a red light right now.