BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Hearing “I miss you” from the right person is a great feeling.

   Most of the time I think i'd be better off talking to a wall other than you

   If you lose something let it go, but when it comes back, that's how you know.

   Say Hello to my little friend (҂`_´) < ,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ ~~~ • • • \

   Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

   Dad, thanks for forgetting to use a condom and creating the greatest person ever!

   There's probably no problem in the world that can't be resolved by a good ol' fashioned Facebook survey.

   We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime.

   I need to print some my Facebook friends' status updates on toilet paper so I can wipe my a?s with them

   This just in... Apple has just hired LeBron James to fix the iPhone signal problem!

   Remember Hey Arnold? Rugrats? CatDog? Rocket Power? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?… When Nickelodeon made sense.

   You can't see your next if you're too busy looking at your Ex.

   I think its soo cool when your EX becomes an XXL

   I don't look outside windows at night because I'm scared of seeing a face.

   We all have that one person we would take back in a second, no matter how much they hurt us in the past.

   That wrestling match you have with your friend, when they take a bad photo of you and refuse to delete it.

   CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!! *Message Sends* Kill me now

   My favorite color is Nutella.

   Call me traditional, but marriage should stay between a woman afraid of being alone & a man who finally caves after years of her pressure.

   I'm texting random phone numbers with "I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL"!