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   messageicon I will never have abs. Because I love eating keb abs
←Rate | 01-15-2018 08:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Literal Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Excuse me, are you Swiss? I'd love to check out your holes.
←Rate | 03-27-2020 10:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love when I take the time to type out a long text message to a friend and they reply with "K"
←Rate | 05-22-2020 20:49 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro tip:When women want to be held, hold em When they're sad, love em When they're drunk, try for butthole. It's easier when they're drunk \ :D /
←Rate | 10-25-2013 09:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rest in Peace Jimmy Dean. . . Your sausage will never be the same... ( I am not sure I like the sounds of this post after typing it ) Admit it.. You ALL LOVE HIS SAUSAGE!
←Rate | 06-14-2010 00:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over
←Rate | 09-21-2010 08:20 by sam rabee Comments (1)  


   messageicon Socialism bad, unless I need it. Love Trump supporters.
←Rate | 03-20-2020 19:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love Australia! It's the only place in the word you can call someone a "mate" without sounding sexual ;)
←Rate | 05-13-2010 08:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:47 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one will ever love you as much as your dog loves your stinky feet
←Rate | 05-17-2013 22:29 by BigSarge Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love it when people knocks on my door. It gives me an excuse to use my guns.
←Rate | 04-09-2018 13:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope; The spirit of Christmas which is peace; The heart of Christmas which is love.
←Rate | 12-25-2010 10:56 by Tk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women h
←Rate | 07-06-2010 17:40 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when people hurt your feelings on purpose.. Then yell j/k as they walk away...
←Rate | 01-24-2012 23:41 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny all those people that love Prince and don't mind his drug abuse probably complained about Lance Armstrong
←Rate | 04-27-2016 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.
←Rate | 10-30-2015 06:47 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon America, where mediocrity reigns supreme. How else do you explain "our" love affair with The Kardashians, Family Guy, and Dr. Oz?
←Rate | 12-11-2013 15:28 by mikel dazzloraray Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love a socialite set them free, if they come back to you be careful as they might have been Coronavirus.
←Rate | 08-15-2020 10:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To address the rumors, yes I am in love, yes it's with Tacos, and no you can't judge me.
←Rate | 03-15-2014 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear sleep, I know we had our problems when I was young... but I love you now.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 14:14 Comments (0)  




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