trump Funny Status Messages

   thinks Mr. Trump should ask a more important question next time around like... "Where is Osama Bin Laden?" or better yet, I'm waiting for Obama to ask Trump if his hair is real and to prove it! JUST SAYIN'

   what makes Trump a winner? He isn't Obama, isn't that enough for the rest of the world who had to suffer through 8 years of hell to celebrate?

   The NYC terror attack comes to you courtesy of the Democratic Party, Barry Obama and the judges he appointed, who've halted Pres. Trump from fulfilling his promise to secure our borders from Islamic terror.

   Ironically, the new Trump-Pence campaign logo looks like it would be illegal in Indiana.

   After the Lavar Ball incidence, I now understand why Trump hates blacks.

   Madonna was offering blowjobs to men for their vote for Hillary. I took the blow job and still voted for Trump. . .

   Will there soon be a trump beach hotel in North Korea

   Looks like Ossoff found those 11,000 votes Trump was looking for...

   When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?

   I'm much more bothered by what Hillary has DONE than by what Trump has Said!

   If we elect Donald Trump for president, there will be hell toupee...

   50% of Trump supporters are Deplorable, BUT 50% of Hillary supporters are DEPORTABLE !

   Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump's security team came out of nowhere to deport me.

   watching the Situation's comedy routine on Trump's Roast.. more like The Cancelation.

   "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" ---- Melania Trump

   A Perfect High School Prom Theme For 2016: An Enchanted Night at a Trump Rally.

   Dems are more upset at Trump for walking to St. John’s church than they are at looters for trying to burn it down.

   Trump Unfit? Obama entered office without any successful executive experience .... and after Eight Years in Office ..... Will leave .... in the same way .....

   I want to see Trump win just so I can hear him say "Barack Obama, you're fired!"

   Trump hooked hiis drive out of bounds on the sixth hole today. Blames Democrats.