g0re Funny Status Messages

   Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream.. but Leonardo Dicaprio had a dream inside a dream inside a dream.

   it me, or does "Bananas in Pyjamas" just sound like a safe sex campaign.

   It sucks when you pass by an incredibly good looking person, but then you realize it was just a mirror.

   I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

   It would be weird if you walked into your living room and chris hansen told you to take a seat.

   There is perhaps nothing more annoying then listening to a great song on Youtube and decidding to vote up a comment you agree with, only to be taken away from the video to a login page prompting you for your username/password.

   Excuse me, teenage girl? You're not"cool and outspoken" when you go up to random people and say things like,"I hate your haircut," or "Your style is bad," You're a b!tch who deliberately hurts people's feelings in an attempt to get attention.

   It's sad that we don't truly appreciate a person until they die.

   If facebook had an anonymous button, then all hell would break loose.

   If you truly understand me, you'll let me be annoying

   Don't you hate it when you're right, but you're the only person in the room that knows it, so as far as everyone is concerned, you're just wrong.

   When I see a hot girl in a Movie or on T. V, I google her name to see if she has any nude pics.

   Lazy rule number 43: can't reach it, don't need it.

   A Happy Meal without a toy should be called a Sad Meal.

   There's a new unit of measure which measures 72 days - a Kardash.

   It's really annoying when the feeling of your dream remains, but you can't remember what the dream was about.

   It sucks when you're trick or treating and someone has a really long driveway that you actually took the time to walk up and they don't have candy.

   "I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you picked up a little Mexícan girl and screamed, 'DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!'" @____@

   It's kind of funny that Shakespeare invented the word "swagger."

   I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN.