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Love seeing life through the eyes of a child. So I made the nephew a helmet-cam and let him take a spin in the dryer.
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10-11-2013 10:30 by SEAN
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Dear Maw & Paw. I've been captured by the blue wave. They actually fed me, clothed me, got me medical attention, and teaching me to read. Total monsters.....Love, your son, Billy Bob.
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07-04-2018 10:30
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"Santa, have you been working out? It sure shows. By the way, I love the new work flow plan you've established for the elves. Very efficient!" - Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer
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12-02-2017 09:31
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Falling In Love With You Is The Second Best Thing I Have Done .. Finding You Is The First ♥ ..
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08-05-2011 05:41 by david
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Happy Valentines Day baby, just to prove my love to you I am going to take you to Red Lobster today for lunch and let you get appetizers and shiattt
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02-14-2010 09:37 by ds
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We change, and love changes and best friends become strangers
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07-10-2011 08:51
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Its the love of money thats the root of all evil you retard get your facts straight..
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03-21-2012 03:21
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If the happy in love couples are called "love birds" the miserable fighting couples should be called "angry birds"
ME: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup... FLY: Wow, there's a spoon in my pool.... GOD: Sorry this world isn't perfect everyone, LOVE the complaining though... * Shakes head
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07-06-2015 17:53 by snotty
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Gotta love Lamar Odom.... This is the first time in history the hookers and coke actually saved a guy's marriage.... Rock on Lamar
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10-26-2015 17:37
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My girlfriend has very bad taste in clothing. Her only dress I love, is the one she takes off...
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03-29-2010 03:41
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The hottest love has the coldest end !!!, Boyfriends come and go, but friends r forever.. enjoy ur SINGLE life
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03-08-2010 09:06
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Every time Rush Limbaugh talks the more I'm convinced that he's the love child of Stay Puff marshmallow man, Jabba the Hut, and a cancerous tumor
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03-05-2012 21:47
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, if love isn't a game then why are there so many players?
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02-23-2010 08:05
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knows that cougars roar all night, pumas growl all night, & kitty cats meow all night. I still love my cougars though.
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01-21-2010 11:56
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
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03-09-2011 06:56
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Love is a game in which one always cheats.
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01-18-2010 10:04
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Some of you ladies need to stop listening to Beyonce. F*ck relationships! Just keep swallowing until he love you
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12-13-2011 00:28
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Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea
If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot
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07-12-2016 16:07
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