love Funny Status Messages

   I name my pen!s "Attention" because we all know how much women love attention

   Dear Maw & Paw. I've been captured by the blue wave. They actually fed me, clothed me, got me medical attention, and teaching me to read. Total monsters.....Love, your son, Billy Bob.

   "Santa, have you been working out? It sure shows. By the way, I love the new work flow plan you've established for the elves. Very efficient!" - Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer

   Happy Valentines Day baby, just to prove my love to you I am going to take you to Red Lobster today for lunch and let you get appetizers and shiattt

   Falling In Love With You Is The Second Best Thing I Have Done .. Finding You Is The First ♥ ..

   We change, and love changes and best friends become strangers

   Its the love of money thats the root of all evil you retard get your facts straight..

   If the happy in love couples are called "love birds" the miserable fighting couples should be called "angry birds"

   ME: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup... FLY: Wow, there's a spoon in my pool.... GOD: Sorry this world isn't perfect everyone, LOVE the complaining though... * Shakes head

   Gotta love Lamar Odom.... This is the first time in history the hookers and coke actually saved a guy's marriage.... Rock on Lamar

   My girlfriend has very bad taste in clothing. Her only dress I love, is the one she takes off...

   The hottest love has the coldest end !!!, Boyfriends come and go, but friends r forever.. enjoy ur SINGLE life

   Every time Rush Limbaugh talks the more I'm convinced that he's the love child of Stay Puff marshmallow man, Jabba the Hut, and a cancerous tumor

   , if love isn't a game then why are there so many players?

   knows that cougars roar all night, pumas growl all night, & kitty cats meow all night. I still love my cougars though.

   Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!

   Love is a game in which one always cheats.

   Some of you ladies need to stop listening to Beyonce. F*ck relationships! Just keep swallowing until he love you

   Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea

   If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot