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I name my pen!s "Attention" because we all know how much women love attention
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12-21-2011 04:15
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Dear Maw & Paw. I've been captured by the blue wave. They actually fed me, clothed me, got me medical attention, and teaching me to read. Total monsters.....Love, your son, Billy Bob.
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07-04-2018 10:30
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"Santa, have you been working out? It sure shows. By the way, I love the new work flow plan you've established for the elves. Very efficient!" - Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer
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12-02-2017 09:31
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Happy Valentines Day baby, just to prove my love to you I am going to take you to Red Lobster today for lunch and let you get appetizers and shiattt
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02-14-2010 09:37 by ds
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Falling In Love With You Is The Second Best Thing I Have Done .. Finding You Is The First ♥ ..
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08-05-2011 05:41 by david
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We change, and love changes and best friends become strangers
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07-10-2011 08:51
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Its the love of money thats the root of all evil you retard get your facts straight..
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03-21-2012 03:21
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If the happy in love couples are called "love birds" the miserable fighting couples should be called "angry birds"

ME: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup... FLY: Wow, there's a spoon in my pool.... GOD: Sorry this world isn't perfect everyone, LOVE the complaining though... * Shakes head
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07-06-2015 17:53 by snotty
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Gotta love Lamar Odom.... This is the first time in history the hookers and coke actually saved a guy's marriage.... Rock on Lamar
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10-26-2015 17:37
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My girlfriend has very bad taste in clothing. Her only dress I love, is the one she takes off...
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03-29-2010 03:41
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The hottest love has the coldest end !!!, Boyfriends come and go, but friends r forever.. enjoy ur SINGLE life
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03-08-2010 09:06
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Every time Rush Limbaugh talks the more I'm convinced that he's the love child of Stay Puff marshmallow man, Jabba the Hut, and a cancerous tumor
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03-05-2012 21:47
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, if love isn't a game then why are there so many players?
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02-23-2010 08:05
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knows that cougars roar all night, pumas growl all night, & kitty cats meow all night. I still love my cougars though.
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01-21-2010 11:56
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
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03-09-2011 06:56
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Love is a game in which one always cheats.
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01-18-2010 10:04
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Some of you ladies need to stop listening to Beyonce. F*ck relationships! Just keep swallowing until he love you
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12-13-2011 00:28
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Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea

I love you more then a click of your like buttons.
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07-30-2018 10:46
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