BEGO Funny Status Messages

   The worst thing ever = that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

   Everyone has one friend that they secretly hate.

   FACT: No chick has ever been laid in the back of a PT cruiser . Look it up on Wikipedia.

   Mirror: “You look cute today”. Camera: “Lol, no”. Instagram filters: “I got chu”

   When Rihanna first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay, now she's like f*ck me with a shovel and slap my ti%ties

   Weed is Illegal” “Yeah, so is the music in your iPod.

   Ain't no worse feeling than someone you love thinking and believing you did something you didn't even do.

   My status has a crush on someone.

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull

   Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.

   If it's worth it, fight for it & if you lose it, at least you tried.

   A huge part of success involves getting rid of people that drain your energy and surround yourself with positivity.

   The first person who offers to tell you about the facts of life usually doesn't have a clue...

   I found out it was really hot outside by actually venturing out there. WTF Facebook? You are suppossed to tell me these things first.

   95% of People who say, "Study! Study! Study!" during finals week are actually reading...Too bad they don't realize Facebook is not actually a book.....

   The moment you understand the value of life, is the moment you die.

   I hate liars, hypocrites, & people who take advantage of people who care about them

   You know you are in love with a guy when you think about having sex with him.

   If Facebook shutdown people would be in tears, shoving pictures of themselves in front of mirror in bathrooms and showing on people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!"

   I'll make you swallow your pride!!