love Funny Status Messages

   I love you in Blue...I love you in Red...But most of all...I love you in....Blue

   love me or hate me either way your still.thinking about me

   In a Relationship w/ Friday. "I'm really happy to see you again, you know how much I love you and miss you. Although we only see each other once a week, you never fail to make me happy. What I really like the most about you is that UNLIKE GIRLS, you don't

   Creationism vs. Darwinism: I love science, yet until they can settle the age old question, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"....I'm siding with Creationism.

   Kanye West knew it was love at first sight the moment gazed deeply into Kim Kardashian's big brown mirrored sunglasses.

   The wagon of love breaks down under the weight of baggage from the past.

   I would love to one day use the term "blood, sweat and tears" and have more than just the "tears" part be true.

   My GF did something last night with her mouth that all men love. She shut it.

   If you can't be with the one you love, throw yourself into oncoming traffic

   We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I....Yep, you just sang it, out loud, and realized that you have been RickRolled \m/

   Steven Tyler has the face only a mother could love.

   i absolutely love sending inboxes and never getting a reply. I cannot begin to tell you how wonderful it makes me feel.

   I Fell In Love With You,You Fell In Love With Someone Else,I Pray To God Whoever you Fell In Love With Falls In Love With Somebody Else...........

   If you love her then you should hold her hand in public because women need to be lead around by a man or they will have no clue what to do.

   Honk if you love a peaceful and quiet drive.

   if you are reading this you love lesbians!

   @illuminatedwndr: I love you, but I don't 'Spell your name out with refrigerator magnet letters' love you

   I love how perfect you aren't.

   I love pissing off a few hundred people before I go to bed. Waking up to a phone full of hate is the best way to start the day. <3

   I love it when you push my buttons, baby. But touch my car radio presets and I'll have to push you into oncoming traffic.