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love me or hate me either way your still.thinking about me
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08-08-2010 01:21
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In a Relationship w/ Friday. "I'm really happy to see you again, you know how much I love you and miss you. Although we only see each other once a week, you never fail to make me happy. What I really like the most about you is that UNLIKE GIRLS, you don't
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07-16-2010 17:04 by AJ
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Creationism vs. Darwinism: I love science, yet until they can settle the age old question, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"....I'm siding with Creationism.

Kanye West knew it was love at first sight the moment gazed deeply into Kim Kardashian's big brown mirrored sunglasses.
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12-20-2013 11:39
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The wagon of love breaks down under the weight of baggage from the past.

I would love to one day use the term "blood, sweat and tears" and have more than just the "tears" part be true.

My GF did something last night with her mouth that all men love. She shut it.
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04-07-2012 02:20
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If you can't be with the one you love, throw yourself into oncoming traffic

We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I....Yep, you just sang it, out loud, and realized that you have been RickRolled \m/
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07-02-2013 12:56
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Steven Tyler has the face only a mother could love.
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01-20-2011 21:07 by @S.Gaby
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i absolutely love sending inboxes and never getting a reply. I cannot begin to tell you how wonderful it makes me feel.
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08-23-2011 07:43
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I Fell In Love With You,You Fell In Love With Someone Else,I Pray To God Whoever you Fell In Love With Falls In Love With Somebody Else...........
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04-14-2011 14:19
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If you love her then you should hold her hand in public because women need to be lead around by a man or they will have no clue what to do.
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04-02-2013 15:12
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Honk if you love a peaceful and quiet drive.
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09-25-2011 04:04 by JBabcock
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if you are reading this you love lesbians!
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07-13-2010 19:58 by SLAYER
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@illuminatedwndr: I love you, but I don't 'Spell your name out with refrigerator magnet letters' love you
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01-14-2013 21:03
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I love how perfect you aren't.
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10-07-2012 08:31
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I love pissing off a few hundred people before I go to bed. Waking up to a phone full of hate is the best way to start the day. <3
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10-13-2012 14:24
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I love it when you push my buttons, baby. But touch my car radio presets and I'll have to push you into oncoming traffic.
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08-06-2012 02:18
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" I love you" should never be used in the form of a question.
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05-21-2011 08:59
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