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   messageicon I decided to start working out today. Practicing my jabs, hooks, and uppercuts for the day after Easter candy clearance sale!!
←Rate | 04-21-2019 20:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time in 6th grade me and my friend got to an Easter egg hunt early and switched all the candy in the eggs with mustard and ketchup.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon my friend saif "I don't give a sh*t about Christmas, Easter and New Years", but I do give a sh*t...So he is going to be very surprised by the type of Easter Egg I give him tomorrow. It's cheaper than chocolate anyway!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 11:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Passover occurs at the same time as Holy Week which leads up to Easter. Them J3WS are always trying to ruin our fun.
←Rate | 03-18-2013 13:56 by Cat Licks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aside from Christmas, Easter is the best day to have Alzheimer's! You can hide your own eggs!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 02:35 by Rp Comments (0)  


   messageicon As an Easter present, wrap grapes in color foil and send a basket of them to the IRS.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 04:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter Eggs are themselves when I tell them Chuk Norrris says "Hi"!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:33 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osha should be required to shut the Men's office bathrooms down the Monday and Tuesday after Easter
←Rate | 04-07-2015 10:02 by Murph Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am Happy my kids are older now. But I do miss running around all night in the Pink Bunny Suit from the Christmas Story on Easter Eve.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:44 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon @cpaman1981: Easter is on April 20th this year or as in the folks in Colorado and Washington call it, Sunday
←Rate | 02-20-2014 20:49 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if there's any good Easter egg hunts to bring the kids to two days after Easter?
←Rate | 03-29-2016 16:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just ate a cheap foil-covered Easter egg & it was so disgusting, I ate 10 more to ensure my initial assessment was correct.
←Rate | 05-25-2021 07:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anyone wants a list of my favourite Bugs Bunny quotes, I'll send them to you in a WhatsApp doc
←Rate | 10-16-2022 14:51 by Djdawg76 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people say that the ears are their favorite part of a chocolate Easter Bunny. Gross out with all that wax and stuff, and they stink too.
←Rate | 02-09-2021 08:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp doc.
←Rate | 04-24-2024 07:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart is currently looking like a fight-to-the-death battle Royal between the all day Pajama People vs the Sweat Pants crowd.
←Rate | 04-18-2022 07:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.
←Rate | 03-26-2024 05:59 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon We're gonna have to paint potatoes this Easter ya'll.
←Rate | 02-11-2025 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never thought it’d be cheaper to paint avocados for Easter but here we are.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 12:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas > Easter. Christmas = Lasagna. Easter = Hard Boiled Eggs. I hope this helps to clear things up.
←Rate | 03-23-2025 12:40 by Fazzdelirious Comments (0)  




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