BEGO Funny Status Messages

   I don't need damn a brain, I have google.

   A wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do.

   You know what I really hate? When I miss someones call by a few minutes and when I call back they don't answer

   People say best friends are hard to find. That's because the best one's already mine.

   They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder...should we give that a try?

   Girls: Save your games for family fun nights…..NOT Relationships!!

   Forgotten money found in jean pockets = the best.

   Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

   “After five guys I feel like a bad person,” doesn’t sound right even though I’m referring to a cheeseburger with fries.

   Before you start telling people lies, make sure they don't already know the truth. Lest you make a fool of yourself.

   Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me but how will you survive?

   Saying “dude” before you say something important.

   I have to take a dump, but my iPhone battery life is at 5%

   Who remembers the 3 eyed monkey at the end of Jimmy Neutron that would say "Hi, I'm Paul!"

   Only those who dare to fall in love will grow a lot wiser.

   Never forget to love your family.. because when everyone is in and out of your life, family is always there

   Love is not only for lovers, it is also felt by friends who understand each other more than lovers.

   Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is.

   I remember 2012 like it was yesterday…

   I’ve been having this weird feeling all day, the only way I know how to describe it is: you know when you switch on a switch and nothing happens? That.