BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Girls: Save your games for family fun nights…..NOT Relationships!!

   Forgotten money found in jean pockets = the best.

   Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

   “After five guys I feel like a bad person,” doesn’t sound right even though I’m referring to a cheeseburger with fries.

   Before you start telling people lies, make sure they don't already know the truth. Lest you make a fool of yourself.

   Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me but how will you survive?

   Saying “dude” before you say something important.

   I have to take a dump, but my iPhone battery life is at 5%

   Who remembers the 3 eyed monkey at the end of Jimmy Neutron that would say "Hi, I'm Paul!"

   Only those who dare to fall in love will grow a lot wiser.

   Never forget to love your family.. because when everyone is in and out of your life, family is always there

   Love is not only for lovers, it is also felt by friends who understand each other more than lovers.

   Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is.

   I remember 2012 like it was yesterday…

   I’ve been having this weird feeling all day, the only way I know how to describe it is: you know when you switch on a switch and nothing happens? That.

   *Showering together* Girl: "Baby I want you to do bad things to me ;)" Guy: *Puts shampoo in her eyes*

   .irls Stop editing ya'll pics. what if you go missing? How you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook but you look like a shrek in person.

   I hate arguing through text. I need you to hear the anger and sincerity in my voice when I call you a bi&ch.

   You tell a chick "Hey" and she thinks you're hitting on her. Get over yourself, You look like a lightskin Chris Bosh with a weave on anyway

   One of the things I like to say to a girl after we have sex for the first time is "Hmm, damn weird... I heard you were better."