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Valentine Day weekend is over. I think Helen Keller plays the role of cupid in my love life.
I don't know what the big deal is about this whole Love trade thing. Its nothing new! Isn't that the world's oldest profession?
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08-07-2014 13:15
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Has anyone figured out yet why women love chocolate so much ?
Would love to be British. Drinking my leaf water and staring at a huge clock from my red phone booth, adding extra letters to wourds.
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11-06-2016 15:30
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Love the samples at Costco, however I think of them more as tapas you have to fight strangers to the death over.
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09-11-2016 05:01
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Nothing tests the love for your children like being awoken at 2 AM with a Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat kick to the sternum.
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09-13-2016 04:21
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In almost every situation, Nutella makes a great substitute for love.
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09-13-2019 07:16
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To do list for the day: Hate self, love self, hate self, love self. Lunch. Hate self.
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10-11-2011 15:07
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I love earth, except the people on it.
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07-08-2013 04:27
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I love pillow talk as much as the next guy but saying "Put your needle in my haystack" isn't exactly a confidence builder.
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06-07-2013 06:15
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Why I love Asia: I wanted a hooker. Called service. Said I didn't know what I wanted. They sent a van with 10 girls and let me choose.
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11-10-2015 11:28
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Admit it, you love them so you Facebook stalk them. You over think your status updates in case they read them & you look @ all their photos several times a day.
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12-15-2011 23:23 by BEGO
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The love of money is a root of all KINDS of evil (1 Timothy 6:10)
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12-22-2011 14:28 by JahnBoy
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"AND HE WAS JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM GETTING THE SACK!" I love football.
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09-05-2010 17:14
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I love making people laugh. I just hate it when it happens when I get out of the shower and It's my wife. LOL!
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01-25-2012 13:53 by djdan
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Behind every beautiful girl is the ugly relationship that made her scared to love again
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09-12-2015 23:18 by BEGO
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When I squirt on you, consider yourself baptized in my love
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03-05-2014 13:54
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if love were a blow pop then I would blow you forever.
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01-19-2010 13:02 by Tricia M
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ppl dying, couples fighting just alot of unhappy ppl out there! Its times like this we need to tell the ppl we care bout the most we love them! Just stop what ur doing call ur girl, man, moms, dad or whoever & tell them you love them!
With my luck, the love of my life was on that plane.
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03-24-2014 12:58
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