anonymous Funny Status Messages

   ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause

   stimulating his package.

   poured his heart out, it evaporated....

   high on life... and glue

   no longer the statue and now the pigeon

   Martial law is coming. Fight for your freedom. Fight for the right to live. Stop the New World Order.

   going to the dark side...they have candy

   "kid tested, mother approved "

   dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.

   so vein he probably thinks this status is about him

   has 99 problems don't become the 100th one

   rated E for everyone.

   havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

   fresh out of batteries but still making noise

   eating out..at home. ;)

   trying to wipe with plastic wrap.

   not yet rated.

   has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985

   a Figment of your imagination

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