Exercise Funny Status Messages

   I get my exercise by pushing the limits of those around me.

   My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch, its called #LUNCH

   I want to lose weight, but I don`t want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.

   I do 50 sit-ups between each glass of wine so don't question my commitment to exercise.

   Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning...

   Some people exercise every day. I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.

   Losing weight is a great idea except for two things. The eat right and exercise part.