trump Funny Status Messages

   Really miss the days when the biggest scandal was that Trump drank water with two hands and ate chicken with a fork.

   The left is like, I paid $7.00 for gal. gas, $8.00 for gal. milk, rent is twice my monthly income, there’s shortages of everything, crime is surging, the world’s on the brink of chaos, but I’m happy because Trump isn’t in office.

   Well…. It’s “we finally got Donald Trump day” again.

   Trump 2024

   2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics..

   You can’t say that President Trump hasn’t Tweeted you well.

   If Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family.

   Trump has decided to build a wall around the FBI Building.

   Some people seem to like Trump. Others like Hillary, or Bernie. Just be happy you live somewhere that you have a choice, just don't waste it...

   Things were much better on the tweeting Trump Train than they are on the sinking Biden Boat.

   It's gotten so bad that Trump has reached out to Puerto Rico and asked for the paper towels back..

   Everyone who blamed Trump for everything, are suddenly not blaming Biden for anything.

   The only reason I would want to see Donald Trump elected as president is so we could see what his hair does when he gets off of that big helicopter...

   Trump or Hillary? Top socket or bottom socket?

   I'm in a book store and a liberal clerk helped me. I asked for the new Trump book on his immigration policy. She said, "F-you! Get out and stay out! I go, "Yes, that's it, do you have it in paperback?"

   BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what country Latifah is the queen of...

   Whoppi threatening to leave the US if Trump is elected is like an endorsement for Trump

   thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?

   Problem with voting for Trump is that you don't know what you're going to get. Problem with Hillary is that you do.

   Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven.