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Ask a meteorologist who will win the Superbowl......then go with the other team ;-)
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01-27-2019 11:03 by Jsabbage
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I'm glad it's college football season again, now we have an excuse to drink at 9:00 AM on a Saturday.
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08-26-2019 14:26
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I get tired of all the drama of family getting mad and running out the door every Thanksgiving! I believe a man is allowed to watch football naked in his own house!
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11-22-2012 18:00 by
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Dearest Neighbors, Please do NOT call the police, it’s not domestic violence or a wild party. It’s football season, that’s just me screaming at my TV.
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09-10-2018 06:46
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This lifelong football fan now has an extra 3 hours to do projects and other tasks like shopping on Sundays from now on.
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09-13-2020 09:47
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Men in 20's play football, men in 30's play cricket and men in their 40's play Golf. Have you noticed the older the men the smaller the balls?
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01-31-2011 11:05
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When Jimmy Garoppolo said he watches a lot of film, I thought it was talking about football
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07-26-2018 10:01 by Kado
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Football ~ The legal way to buy a nigggaa.
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04-20-2022 12:28
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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public :-)
On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets
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12-07-2010 12:43
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Superbowl: the only time in a year that you tell people to be quiet because a commercial is on.
Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.
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02-03-2013 21:35
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It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."
If I could pick winning football teams half as well as I pick the stupidest, slowest cashier in Walmart, I could afford to shop elsewhere.
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09-13-2010 16:30
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hates it when he goes to a Vuvuzela concert and people start playing football...
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06-22-2010 08:16 by samdave69
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We bought an 82 inch TV. Football: awesome Porn: terrifying
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10-12-2019 10:39
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You post constant status updates about what TV show you're watching and what you're eating for dinner. You're not allowed to whine when people get excited for football once a week.
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09-15-2010 19:51
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Analysts say Obama's new immigration plan will focus on deporting violent criminals. So, this could impact your fantasy football team.
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11-21-2014 14:13 by Mark M
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Peggy - "Tell me you love me, Al - "I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."
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09-03-2011 10:33
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