olemissman79 Funny Status Messages

   1 day of coal for 364 of fun... I'll take my chances

   I think, therefore we have nothing in common

   Christmas is the time of year when we want our pasts forgotten and our presents remembered!

   the fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist

   sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

   tonight, alcohol would be proud of me

   finally reached the Apex of Standardized Suckitude

   On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On VISA!!! Christmas shopping time.

   when it comes down to it, it's the little thongs in life that makes it all worthwhile...

   thinks our exit strategy for Iraq should involve "leaving" through Iran

   used to be legit. He was too legit. He was too legit to quit... but now he's not legit. He's unlegit. And for that reason, he must quit.

   I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you

   just asked if I wanted to contribute money to help ease the political unrest in Egypt.... For some reason I just can't get passed my initial worry that this could turn out to be a Pyramid Scheme

   thinks "romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits

   just given murderous primatives the power of fire!

   first there were 3 broken axles then I died of dysentery. Damn Oregon Trail.

   hates it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

   just won the Australian lottery! I'll be a millionaire just as soon as I pay this $795 processing fee... Suckahs!!!

   gonna update this status, but I got high. I was gonna let you in on my life, but I got high. Now I'm behind the times, and I know why... hey eh, cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high!

   preparing to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the REFLEXES of a puma, and the WISDOM of a man!