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Remember when you ordered from Columbia House... the first 5 times?
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04-24-2013 19:35 by JimmyCos
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it me or does everyone get sick of pancakes by the time you are done eating them...
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03-01-2011 22:41 by JimmyCos
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I don't need alcohol to have a good time. I need it to make sure I don't have a bad time...
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08-31-2013 03:55 by JimmyCos
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That time of year again where in a few days we will be able to buy Hearts filled with chocolates for 75% off.
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02-13-2011 03:55 by JimmyCos
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Have you ever eaten a Hot Dog backwards?
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03-28-2011 16:16 by JimmyCos
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I remember the days when we actually used our phones to talk to each other.
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01-15-2011 07:57 by JimmyCos
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I am living vicariously through myself...
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11-08-2013 10:46 by JimmyCos
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For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
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08-13-2013 16:40 by JimmyCos
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Ever have one of those friends that has been there for you, took interest in what you do then just stops talking to
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01-15-2011 09:40 by JimmyCos
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So let me ask you guys... I don't hear anything about Farmville these days. Did you guys sellout to Monsanto?
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09-01-2013 02:02 by JimmyCos
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Lick the alphabet. Yea, you know what I am talking about, don't even lie.
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03-16-2011 15:19 by jimmycos
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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01-15-2011 08:10 by JimmyCos
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I need a damn girlfriend...well not a "damn" girlfriend, just a girlfriend...well not just a girl that's a friend but...a girl...well, not a girl, but a woman...OMG I am turning into Mr. Kimball! Damn you, Green Acres!
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02-15-2011 16:52 by JimmyCos
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"Cheating" is such a harsh word. I prefer "Monogamously Challenged".
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01-02-2011 05:05 by JimmyCos
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With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you'd think they could fly...
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09-28-2013 08:04 by JimmyCos
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I think it's interesting that "cologne" rhymes with "alone".
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01-20-2011 23:19 by JimmyCos
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I am wondering if Snoop Dog ever watched Charlie Brown.
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03-02-2011 15:03 by JimmyCos
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Who wants to bet me I don't have a gambling problem?
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03-14-2011 21:44 by JimmyCos
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If life taught me anything, it's that Mikey will eat anything...
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11-14-2013 06:20 by JimmyCos
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Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots?
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11-15-2013 18:03 by JimmyCos
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