hump day Funny Status Messages

   so happy it's finally Hump Day! Oh, and I'm pretty excited it's Wednesday too.

   I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds.

   A Wednesday without rain is a Dry Hump Day.

   Leap year on a hump day? Oh, the innuendo possibilities are endless...

   you know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg

   ...reminds you that today is Administrative Professionals Day and Hump Day, but it is NOT Hump Your Administrative Assistant Day...

   We're banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it's okay to hump, and it's okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out.

   We need to stop calling Wednesday "Hump Day." Anyone with children knows that humping doesn't happen on school nights.

   will most likely go through yet another hump day without doing what the name implies. :-(

   leave it to Hugh Hefner to die on hump day

   "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.

   Everyone was touching and kissing the trophy. I was just waiting for someone to hump the damn thing.

   If I bend over for any reason and you don't immediately come behind and air hump me, you're not my kinda guy.

   You know your ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg

   Attention jobless people on Facebook....You are no longer allowed to mention "Hump Day", "TGIF" or "Can't wait for the weekend!" or anything else that implies you have to work then have days off to relax.

   Happy hump day! And no I don't mean Wednesday...

   Wednesday... As most of you call it Hump day, I like to call it the 3rd Monday of the week.

   Some call it 'Hump Day.' I call it 'False Advertising.'

   You know you're ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg.

   "Hump Day" is a crock! I haven't been laid on a Wednesday since 2007!