zman87 Funny Status Messages

   So I'm home alone and heard a noise and got scared so I decided to get drunk. Then I made about 80 quesadillas SO NOW I'm trying to sell them and put Taco Bell out of business...Tell your friends!!

   So black ice is more dangerous and more likely to cause us harm than normal ice... Surprise Surprise.

   You know something isn't funny if you have to end it with, "lol"! ^^^

   When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.

   Safer to let my kids walk in Compton then let them go to VA Tech!

   When I told her she had the "Body of a Lane Bryant model", I meant it in a good way!

   It's amazing how a good a fat person can look... Once their skinny!

   I think Haiti should send Washington money for the next 19 months now!

   Seriously mad that Youtube sold out... Now I have to watch a 30 second ad about "herpies medication" before I watch a 20 second clip about "feels better without a condom"..

   Hey you. Yeah you. No, not you... That other guy. You right there! Yes, you.... Do you like tacos?