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   messageicon Whats the point of making a movie based on a book? Whenever the movie is mentioned, someone has always has to respond with, "The book was better"!!!
←Rate | 04-26-2011 19:04 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously mad that Youtube sold out... Now I have to watch a 30 second ad about "herpies medication" before I watch a 20 second clip about "feels better without a condom"..
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:59 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey you. Yeah you. No, not you... That other guy. You right there! Yes, you.... Do you like tacos?
←Rate | 04-26-2011 23:16 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you take my jokes to heart... you deserve to be offended!!
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:43 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So black ice is more dangerous and more likely to cause us harm than normal ice... Surprise Surprise.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 16:54 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Haiti should send Washington money for the next 19 months now!
←Rate | 08-23-2011 14:51 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know something isn't funny if you have to end it with, "lol"! ^^^
←Rate | 12-13-2011 15:05 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I'm home alone and heard a noise and got scared so I decided to get drunk. Then I made about 80 quesadillas SO NOW I'm trying to sell them and put Taco Bell out of business...Tell your friends!!
←Rate | 01-05-2012 17:58 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I told her she had the "Body of a Lane Bryant model", I meant it in a good way!
←Rate | 11-23-2011 09:17 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Safer to let my kids walk in Compton then let them go to VA Tech!
←Rate | 12-08-2011 14:29 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 15:52 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how a good a fat person can look... Once their skinny!
←Rate | 10-05-2011 10:20 by zman87 Comments (0)  


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