yo Funny Status Messages

   The guy who said "It's better to have loved and lost" never accidentally washed his jeans wit his weed still in his pocket

   To hell with syncing the Titanic... I named my iPhone "ass" so I could back that ass up.

   I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate...

   Making $ is easy. Press shift+4.

   "Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes." This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns.

   is a straight ally and today is National Coming Out Day. I'm coming out for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality because it's 2010 and almost 90% of LGBT youth experience harassment in school, and too many lives have been lost.