xokellyxo Funny Status Messages

   How do you break a mans heart? You can't because they don't have one.

   She says she doesn't have to change her relationship status on Facebook to show her love? It's because she's still banging her ex.

   Tropical Storm, hurrican Alex, is expected to hit the Gulf of Mexico today/tomorrow. They're saying it may interfer with the cleanup from Bp's oil spill. That's too bad: because it's been going so well.

   Dear god, If you give us back Kurt Cobain, we'll give you Lady GaGa!

   "Love" is purely a chemical imbalance of serotonin, dopamine, & norepinephrine. It is nothing magical or "special"; just simply an irregularity in the brain; a "two-faced high"

   This program contains graphic material! Jergens and Kleenex optional!