Funny Status Message #34056

X is How do you break a mans heart? You can't because they don't have one.
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←Rate | 10-14-2010 13:24 by xokellyxo | Tags: Approved

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Fuck you
Thursday October 14, 2010 @ 01:29 PM

That's bullshit my husband is a great man you have no heart

Pounders
Thursday October 14, 2010 @ 02:43 PM

Rounders doesn't have a heart.... or a sense of humour for that matter.

Rounders
Thursday October 14, 2010 @ 04:38 PM

Ha Ha Ha

Sam
Thursday October 14, 2010 @ 04:45 PM

I don't get it. Rounders?

Rounders
Friday October 15, 2010 @ 07:45 AM

Neither do I - I was forcing a laugh to make Pounders feel better about himself....

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