vinnie Funny Status Messages

   there are plenty of fish in the sea, ya just gotta wiggle your worm!

   I did what everyone did and changed my profile picture to my fave cartoon character and now am wondering, how on earth will this help me get laid?

   ‎84 yr old Queen Elizabeth just started a facebook page. I'm going to poke her.

   Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? Well Bubbles called and he wants your phone number...