trini Funny Status Messages

   If you're gonna blast music through your headphones so everyone can hear, do the rest of us a favor and ask for requests

   of all the copyright infringements on youtube.....they leave Justin Beiber, Jermaine Dupris and Master P.....but they remove Bob Marley!! What's next....make weed illegal??

   How come TSA always "randomly" searches my luggage, but I can't randomly hit the lotto

   Apparently German research labs are giving away octopus meat

   the only time I get blue b@lls is if the chick has blue lipstick

   a man can do the world of good and never be remembered, but let him make one mistake and he'll never be forgotten

   I'm more attractive when I'm sober, but I doubt I would want to sleep with you then

   a woman may be as wicked as she likes, but unless she is pretty it will not do her any good

   Waking up on a Monday morning isn't hard. Convincing myself that getting out of bed is worth it---that's the real challenge

   why is it that things that dont interest you suddenly seem exciting when you have serious work to do?