tracy Funny Status Messages

   People say that marriage is a job...marriage is not a job, its a hobbie!! Dating while you're married...that's a job!!

   No one in my office is hitting on me. Seems like it's high time I shave my mustache.

   Best episode of CSI ever, If only I have the power to turn things into reality... Justin Bieber would be dead for good!

   gonna rock your WALL!

   bored with Sunday. You should go away and ask your friend Saturday to come back.

   The jungle is only fun when you are on top of the food chain

   My invisible make believe deity can beat up your invisible make believe deity

   How did the blond get lipstick on her steering wheel? She tried to blow the horn.

   I say we should build a Multi-religion facility to appease all religions near the 9/11 site.

   venting on his Myspace that he cant get on his facebook...