taj Funny Status Messages

   Humans have built civilization and traveled to the moon. It is a legacy for the world, but perhaps only a flicker of light for the universe.

   It doesn't matter how old we are, from a young child to an adult. When your parents praise you about something, even if it may be the smallest of things, it always makes me smile, realizing I have made them proud in some way.

   A fake smile on your friend's face is more evil than a sword in your enemy's hand.

   all I have to say is ..... HADOUKEN

   Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over

   Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

   The worst feeling you'll ever feel is sitting next to the person who means the world to you knowing that you mean nothing to them ...

   Hang on a sec, I'm about this close to getting the hi-score on Donkey Kong!!