TAJ Funny Status Messages

   A fake smile on your friend's face is more evil than a sword in your enemy's hand.

   The worst feeling you'll ever feel is sitting next to the person who means the world to you knowing that you mean nothing to them ...

   Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

   all I have to say is ..... HADOUKEN

   It doesn't matter how old we are, from a young child to an adult. When your parents praise you about something, even if it may be the smallest of things, it always makes me smile, realizing I have made them proud in some way.

   Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over

   Humans have built civilization and traveled to the moon. It is a legacy for the world, but perhaps only a flicker of light for the universe.

   Hang on a sec, I'm about this close to getting the hi-score on Donkey Kong!!