skedee Funny Status Messages

   Mann life would be so much easier if we just generated all of our food into farts and never had to poop..

   This valentines day is going to suck(period)

   Women need a reason to have sex.. Men just need a place

   Leaving tha house to start todays blactivities!

   The second coolest thing ab a car charger is you can use it to lift your phone up when it slides between the seat..

   To the people on FB who creep on the reg, yet never post anything and never comment on anything.. I know your out there, and I know your reading this..

   Pshh.. Nowadays I dont even trust people that dont have a FB

   Everyone seems normal.. Until you get to know them.

   Hookers dont like to snuggle..

   Textaphrenia- Hearing or feeling vibrations from texts that dpnt exist..