seddy90 Funny Status Messages

   Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.

   I'm gonna survive tomorrow cause I got a pack of sensu beans and all 7 dragonballs. I'm good.

   If you want to Learn How to Save & Budget Your Money Ask A Republican Or A Drug Dealer!!!

   This is how guccimane face look (8o>-_-)

   You Are Not A MAN if you can make A BABY, Your Are a Man Who Can Raise One Especially One which is not yours ~ Mr. Krab

   Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...

   Will you be mine? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no. ;)

   Spongebob is Definetly Asian! he's Yellow! he knows Karate and he cant drive.

   You win man.....your b!tch is bad....and so is her credit.

   If lesbians hate men so much, then why do they all try to look like truck drivers?