scott Funny Status Messages

   Loser cleans up the yard signs.....

   I think American Idol could make it a little more interesting by adding a trap door.

   Did anyone else notice that President Obama's new slogan is "Winning The Future"? Which, ironically is WTF.

   Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.

   When God created Adam and Eve, did they have belly buttons?

   The grass may look greener . . . but it's Astroturf.

   responsibly irresponsible....

   went to the supermarket to buy some fresh food but could only find dead animals & plants...

   takes the "THE" out of psychotherapist...

   Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"...