ryan Funny Status Messages

   Trying to argue with someone over text is like drinking alcohol to lose weight.

   I haven't seen Democrats this pissed since they were forced to free their slaves.

   Del Taco, macho size. Because sometimes you just need 6 pounds of fries in a bucket.

   If you didn't hear "I'm hungry" or "workout" then I didn't hear "premature ejaculation" or " get a job"

   Sex is like Pizza... even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

   Facebook is the epitome of six degrees of separation.

   divulging his mind in the complexities of th... oooh look a kitty!

   used to have super powers but the psychiatrist took them all away.

   beating his record for consecutive days alive !

   believes in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it