robs0776 Funny Status Messages

   It's always cracked me up how straight people just get so amused and excited about fireworks .....

   of course it was in the last place I looked....why would I keep looking in another place after I found it?????

   You can not even fathom the immensity of the f*ck that I don't give about the Royal Wedding....

   Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!

   Dear automatic paper towel dispenser mechanic, could you please program this nifty devise to dispense more than just enough paper towel to dry my pinky..... Thanks!

   needs to clean my house....is there an app for that?

   I'm in line at "the dollar tree" and a woman grabs a pregnancy test from the "impulse buy" section at the register. Who see's this in line, and thinks..."hey, I could use this for a buck" Your thoughts? Concerns?

   thinks facebook needs a "who cares" button

   .... To the guy at Sam's club: thanks for parking in all 4 spots...I'm the one who thought that big empty space was the carriage return... Oops. How'd that work out for you d*#k head????