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   messageicon Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:00 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks facebook needs a "who cares" button
←Rate | 04-21-2010 12:41 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two Guys walking down the street see a dog licking his own testicles. One says, "Man I wish I could do that." the other one: "You'd better see if you can pet him first."
←Rate | 03-29-2010 10:44 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear automatic paper towel dispenser mechanic, could you please program this nifty devise to dispense more than just enough paper towel to dry my pinky..... Thanks!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 15:18 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can not even fathom the immensity of the f*ck that I don't give about the Royal Wedding....
←Rate | 04-29-2011 01:00 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm in line at "the dollar tree" and a woman grabs a pregnancy test from the "impulse buy" section at the register. Who see's this in line, and thinks..."hey, I could use this for a buck" Your thoughts? Concerns?
←Rate | 07-22-2010 10:09 by Robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs to clean my house....is there an app for that?
←Rate | 07-27-2010 00:29 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon of course it was in the last place I looked....why would I keep looking in another place after I found it?????
←Rate | 06-01-2011 16:54 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... To the guy at Sam's club: thanks for parking in all 4 spots...I'm the one who thought that big empty space was the carriage return... Oops. How'd that work out for you d*#k head????
←Rate | 04-14-2010 15:53 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's always cracked me up how straight people just get so amused and excited about fireworks .....
←Rate | 07-03-2013 23:45 by Robs0776 Comments (0)  


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