repero Funny Status Messages

   Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision. -Dwight Schrute.

   I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther. -Dwight Schrute

   How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…

   Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

   My Dad took the "how horny are you ? " test. the result was "very horny" and my mom clicked the like button. - I'm so not sleeping at home tonight...

   internet is the only place where men are men, women are men, and 13 years old girls are FBI agents.