Funny Status Message #44837

X is I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther. -Dwight Schrute
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# 44838 Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision. -Dwight Schrute.
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# 30411 I love the point when you are finished with a transaction over the phone & you get to pretend that you are writing down the reference number.

←Rate | 02-01-2011 16:46 by repero

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