raman911 Funny Status Messages

   A Girl commented on my post, a guy replied, she replied again n they were abt 2 fall in Love so I deleted d post.

   Wats d difference between Las Vegas n Wuhan..wat happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

   Somewhere out there, is an English teacher waiting 4 school to reopen so that she can give students an essay topic how I spend my lockdown

   Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after sum1 had blown on it..Good times

   Alcohol can cause Depression..Particularly, when you run out of it

   The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look

   Dear Tummy, do I have tell you separately.its a lockdown. Stay in

   3 wks in lockdown widout sugar n aerated drinks.no dairy, bakery items or caffeine! I feel great! No alcohol, fried items 2 hr home workout everyday. Lost 14 Kgs & gained muscle mass!! no idea whose status this was but I decided to copy

   The buttons on my jeans have started Social Distancing from each other.

   Once this corona tension is over....will take 7 days break and rest at home.