punkie Funny Status Messages

   Monday sounds alot like "Mundane"...just sayin...:(

   New concept: Thinking of writing a book that will be nowhere near as good as the movie.

   HEY! Dude at the crosswalk, hitting that button repeatedly doesn't make the light change any faster. STOP DOING THAT!

   I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'

   Dear razor companies: 4 blades, seriously? If you really wanna impress me you will invent a shaving hatchet!

   Call me childish, but I can't help chuckling to myself whenever I see a senior citizen point at something using their middle finger.

   Dear children,stop wondering what I am. I'm a star! You just said it like two seconds ago. Sincerely, Twinkle Twinkle

   I don't accept blame well, but it's not my fault.

   You know you were raised Catholic when you're watching Star Wars and hear "the force be with you" and you respond "and also with you."

   FaceBook account for sale....Friends included!