natemorales Funny Status Messages

   When you have a side chick is that a mutual agreement? kind of like a mutual agreement between a boyfriend n a girlfriend? she agreed to just be the side chick or do she just not know she is? how does this work? asking for a friend....

   Could schizophrenia be just a permanent high burnt in the brain from smoking too much? So permanent high?

   yeah I was a vegetarian once before......for like 5 hours...til my next meal...

   I wonder if drug dealers do black Friday lol ...weed and crack 20% off

   Black ops 2 comes out tomorrow!! \(T^T)/

   i know you guys want to remove timeline from Facebook, so do I but can you please stop sending me request for it!

   women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69

   I don't celebrate valentines day.

   I can do a couple things with my money on Valentine's day, I can spend it on a buke of flowers or take this girl I like out to dinner.. Hmmmm.. nahhh I'm going to the Arcade!

   Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days!