morm Funny Status Messages

   I haven’t wanted to drink an ice cold beer this bad in a bar since I was underage.

   If that dress isn't Gold and White I'm not living

   I haven't seen a beatin' like that since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.

   you know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold

   I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I think that means I have 2020 vision

   My boss asked me why I wasn't working today. I dont him I was going as Obama Care for Halloween

   when life throws skittles at you and tells you to taste the rainbow, just throw m&ms back and say I'm not afraid.

   The fishin was so bad the mosquitos weren't even biting

   There's only one kind of exercise I know and its the beer run.

   Wanted GF. A girl with good cooking skills and a jet ski, please show pic of jet ski.