moon Funny Status Messages

   I should know better never to drink coffee after midnight as it just turns me into a real night owl whoo can't sleep.

   it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?

   When I was a kid, before Facebook, I remember when taking the time out and having to stare at a wall was considered a punishment.

   Anyone else buy bananas that are not only a great source of fiber and vitamins but can also help maintain a healthy heart just to watch them die a slow and miserable death sitting on your counter?

   The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.

   It's beginning to feel a lot like, I'm gonna start wishing it was summer.

   Had 2 activate a old flip phone you have 2 press every letter 3 times 2 form a letter which makes it hard 2 text & it's really slow which makes it hard 2 surf the web & see the news & all I can do is just live in the moment, & this is awesome!

   I'm so old when I was a kid Facebook didn't have a name and everyone just called it ADD.

   Will never understand people who look both ways before entering the traffic circle?

   Space, the final frontier for William Shatner who's 10-minute mission to seek out stranger new publicity for Jeff Bezoses Space Program. To boldly go where only a few million Tourist have gone before!