mntnbikerbw Funny Status Messages

   Here's a tip for those that tan: If you end up lookin' like you rolled around in a bunch of Dorito's, you overdid it.

   morning radio shows exist to read the internet to old folks.

   A little word to my Facebook friends. Stop accepting requests from scantily clad ladies in short skirts taking pics of themselves in the mirror. These are not real friends and you will end up having your FB wall pimped selling shoes. HELLO!?

   The thing that I miss the most about being young? Knowing everything.

   Tell them Osama's dead without proof of a body & they celebrate. Tell them Jesus died & rose without proof of a body & they speculate.

   Happy National Employer Random Drug Testing Day everyone!

   "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen is playing on the radio.....brings back memories of my kick ball days in elementary school, I was a beast.....I coulda been a contender!.

   can't seem to come up with anything clever this morning, apparently the voices in my head have decided to sleep in.

   Rain on a Monday, in spite of the fact we need the rain, is unacceptable. Mother Nature will be hearing from my attorney.

   Happy National Caramel Day everyone!