mickeybruce Funny Status Messages

   I'm so hungry I could eat a Sarah Jessica Parker

   the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday

   did Superfly's family have "jive turkey" yesterday?

   you can post the Ten Commandments in the courthouse, if you let us post the statutes regarding child molestation in your church

   Deja Fu: I've been kicked in the head like this before...

   going thru the airport scan today with a complete spiderman suit under my street clothes

   Mr. Peanut's last words: Bye, dear. Back in a Jif.

   does anybody actually say "booyah" anymore? I think those letters should be separated and granted restraining orders against each other

   I'm a little bit hungry. I could eat a pony

   so I guess it's officially ok now, when you use a condom, to refer to it as "the pope hat"