kingtut Funny Status Messages

   St. Patrick 1 - me 0

   if you ever feel bad or depressed, just remember things could be worse, you could be from cleveland.

   Tonight right before LeBron makes his announcement, Kayne West is going to jump on stage, grab the mic, and say "LeBron, LeBron.. You're a great ball player, but Michael Jordan is the best of all time." Then jump off stage.

   whats an old man smell like?..... Depends

   say's never go to a Doctor whose plants are dead in the waiting room!