khaleed Funny Status Messages

   How to eat an Oreo: First you twist it...... Oh it broke...

   that a person who really loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everoyone else still believes in the smile on your face

   I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours

   Its funny how Listen and Silent are spelled with the same letters

   good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!

   Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper

   I flirt with you it doesn't mean I'm interested, it just means I'm awake