justinjrouser Funny Status Messages

   If athletes wear 'JUST DO IT' shirts...do drug dealers wear 'JUST SELL IT' shirts?

   Got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust

   SEX- now that I have your attention....(real status)

   so far, this is the oldest I've ever been

   I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn't hear me call shotgun.

   What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

   Jail: the government's way of sending you to your room