justinjrouser Funny Status Messages

   I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn't hear me call shotgun.

   Jail: the government's way of sending you to your room

   What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

   SEX- now that I have your attention....(real status)

   Got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust

   so far, this is the oldest I've ever been

   If athletes wear 'JUST DO IT' shirts...do drug dealers wear 'JUST SELL IT' shirts?