justcuz Funny Status Messages

   the new Star Wars trailer went online today & it's already a better movie than The Phantom Menace.

   "How's phone reception in the bathroom?" is an important question, but one you just can't ask on a job interview.

   Ebola can live in semen for up to 2 months. So fellas, wash your socks.

   I'm so looking forward to Halloween! Wonder if I'll see any costumes as scary as Renee Zellweger's new face...

   Ya know, in France they would have called it the "Royale Baby with Cheese".

   The only kind of Candy Crush I do is with my teeth.

   If you rearrange the letters in North West, it spells Bad Parents.

   despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

   Nicki Minaj judging singers on "American Idol" makes about as much sense as Mitt Romney judging a drag queen contest in West Hollywood.

   Fred Willard got arrested for jerking off in a porn theater. Well, at least he can honestly say his newest release is in theaters now!