jimmycos Funny Status Messages

   I took a train home. Now I don't know how to get it back on the rails...

   Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots?

   If life taught me anything, it's that Mikey will eat anything...

   I feel sorry for Perrier water, they were the only ones for a long time...

   I am living vicariously through myself...

   Love is often thought of as an emotion that takes time to develop. In reality, love is just a seed that gets planted. It grows when nourished. Fortunately in my case, my seed is a microwave popcorn seed ...

   With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you'd think they could fly...

   So let me ask you guys... I don't hear anything about Farmville these days. Did you guys sellout to Monsanto?

   I don't need alcohol to have a good time. I need it to make sure I don't have a bad time...

   For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...